Sooner or later, your wife will drive home one ofthe best reasons for owning a Volkswagen.

Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things.

If your wife hits -something in a Volks- wagen, it doesn’t hurt you very much. VW ports are easy to replace. And cheap. A fender comes off without dis- mantling half the car. A new one goes an with iust ten bolts. For $24.95* plus labor. And a VW dealer always has the kind of fender you need. Because that's the one kind he has.

Most other VW parts are interchange- able too. Inside and out. Which means your wife isn't limited to lender smashing. She can iab the hood. Groze the door. Or bump off the bumper.

It may make you furious, but it w0n°l make you poor.

So when your wife goes winclow-shop- ping in a Volkswagen, don't worry. You con conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car.

Even the brakes.